Monopoly and the decline of our future generations

I personally think board games should be called bored games. They are so boring and pointless, so why do so many people like them?

The ultimate "bored" game in my opinion would have to be monopoly. I have never sat through an entire game of monopoly, nor have I ever met anyone who has so why is it so popular?

Recently the "electronic banking" version of monopoly has come out and quite frankly it bothers me. Yes, it may make the game faster but definetly not anymore exciting. You still sit there and move these little pewter pieces across squares and hope you don't get sent to jail. On top of that, it seems we are teaching our children that plastic is the way to play not only in monopoly but in real life, and we wonder why each generation becomes worse and worse with handling finances and results to paying off one credit card debt with another credit card. What is wrong with you America?!

Happy Halloween!!!

today is the greatest holiday of the year and I'm still not feeling so well and have no energy to sit here and rant about random stuff tonight so just everyone enjoy their night!

Phone Sex

What is it with men and phone sex? Is it really all that good that they would be willing to pay five bucks a minute just to hear some woman that is most likely overweight and disgusting and to describe to her how he is messing with his own penis? I mean honestly, why not just go to a strip club and sit at the stage and throw some dollar bills up there, its a better way to spend your money. You get some nice close ups and if you really like the dancer pay for a dance with her. Or if you are too shy to be caught in a strip club, go to a webcam site, again, this is a better way to spend your money, in my opinion. I just never understood the allure of paying to speak to a phone sex operator that you can't see, although I will admit it is better than going out and getting a prostitute!

Lets try to weigh the good and the bad with this whole phone sex thing and see if we can better understand why men waste their money on it.


1. If you are blind, you can still take part in the masochistic views of the adult industry...but if you are not blind, you are just a man lacking the social skills to go out to a strip club, or better yet, find a woman you don't have to pay for.

2. If you are too fat to get out of bed or get on a computer, all you have to do is find a phone and dial...but if you are really that fat, you might give yourself a heart attack when searching for your penis under all that flab.

3. You could be helping support a womans career that is too ugly to strip and too dumb to do anything else...when on the other hand you could go to a strip club and give your money to a hot chick that has to do what she does to take care of her child due to an absent father.

4. You never have to worry about catching an std or pregnancy...but if you keep talking when the operator says stop you may be arrested for phone rape.

Things you should NEVER wear

1. Socks and Flip Flops: whoever came up with this idea? If your toes are cold when wearing flip flops why not just wear sneakers?

2. Cut off shorts: If you wanted shorts, why not just buy shorts instead of ruining a pair of jeans? And if your jeans are so ruined you feel you should cut them in order to make them better, I think its time to throw them out and buy a new pair!

3. SUPER tight pants: Has your penis and/or vagina been that horrible to you that you wish to suffocate it? Not only is a lack of circulation "down there" uncomfortable but in women it can lead to the ever-so-dreaded yeast infection and in men can lead to lower sperm count and I'm sure if you put your testicles through this type of torture for an extended period of time, your chances of ever reproducing dramatically decrease.

4. A shirt with your boyfriend/girlfriends name on it: Sure, its better than getting their name tattooed on you and regretting it later, but its still pretty tacky.

5. Fishnet/Sheer tops: if you need to know why this is wrong...take a look back at Right Said Fred"s "I'm too sexy" video.

Gimme, Gimme a break!

"Gimme Gimme more, Gimme Gimme more!"

Could this song get ANY more repetitive? Even before her new album 'Blackout' was released, it seems nobody could escape the pathetic remnants of the career that is Britney Spears.

Since first hearing her horrendous first single off of her new album I wanted nothing more than to throw a thesaurus at her. I believe it will it do her good to read something other than a drink menu and learn how to make songs that consist of more than two words. It also wouldn't hurt to throw it directly towards her head so that her sense will return to her and those poor children could finally have their mother back.

I'm sure I'm not the only one out there that just wants the old Britney back, but I am sorry to say I doubt she will be returning anytime soon.

Staying On Hold

Is there anything worse than being on the phone on hold for an extended period of time? Yes! There is! Being on the phone on hold for an extended period of time and having to pee! It does not take this long to check a phone bill, I mean seriously I think these people went on a lunch break or something. Oh well...I guess I'll have to get over it...I shall post a better blog later, this is basically just my complaint section of the day.

I Love New York

How does this woman get her own show? She is not extraordianarily beautiful, she shows no trace of talent and she is definetely not an heiress of a super rich family, so once again I ask, how does this woman get her own show? Better yet, what kind of a guy has it set in his mind that he wants to try and win the heart of this woman in whom flavor flav chose to reject not once but twice?! These men do nothing but build up the already larger than life ego of a loud-mouthed nobody that obviously has no respect for anyone, including herself. Now thanks to these men we are stuck with a show like "I Love New York" where women are given the false reality that outside of the television they can be talentless, rude and obnoxious while still having men worshipping their feet. Its shows like these that make me ashamed to say I am a subscriber to cable television. *shakes head*