1. Socks and Flip Flops: whoever came up with this idea? If your toes are cold when wearing flip flops why not just wear sneakers?
2. Cut off shorts: If you wanted shorts, why not just buy shorts instead of ruining a pair of jeans? And if your jeans are so ruined you feel you should cut them in order to make them better, I think its time to throw them out and buy a new pair!
3. SUPER tight pants: Has your penis and/or vagina been that horrible to you that you wish to suffocate it? Not only is a lack of circulation "down there" uncomfortable but in women it can lead to the ever-so-dreaded yeast infection and in men can lead to lower sperm count and I'm sure if you put your testicles through this type of torture for an extended period of time, your chances of ever reproducing dramatically decrease.
4. A shirt with your boyfriend/girlfriends name on it: Sure, its better than getting their name tattooed on you and regretting it later, but its still pretty tacky.
5. Fishnet/Sheer tops: if you need to know why this is wrong...take a look back at Right Said Fred"s "I'm too sexy" video.
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